Listening in on Old Man 2013 and Baby 2014 as they pass:
2013: Whew, I’m exhausted! What a year!
2014: Well, pass me the baton – I’m rarin’ to go!
2013: Oh, I used to have that same vigor. About a year ago…
2014: What happened?
2013: What didn’t?!
2014: It couldn’t have been that bad.
2013: Remember the Boston Marathon bombing?
2014: No, I just got here.
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