Quake, rattle, and roll: Fun with earthquakes

Not to get all Seinfeldian or anything, but what’s the deal with all the earthquakes?
Really, is this the place you figured would be shaken to bits then fall into the molten core of the earth, Azle? It’s supposed to be California, right?
I saw Superman (the last good one, back in 1978). Lois Lane’s car falls into an earthquake-caused split in the earth and she suffocates but then Supes flies so fast that he turns the planet’s time back and he saves Margot Kidder.


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