No. 1 with a Kleenex: I’ve got the mucus in me


This is one of those columns that the Bride thinks is inappropriate and unnecessary and embarrassing. She’s likely right, so I’ll apologize in advance.
The predicament was whether to blow my nose on this.
There are times in our lives that are incredibly urgent, when something has to be done RIGHT NOW or else. Then when resolved, we’ve forgotten all about it.
Like: when you really, really need a drink of water; earaches or toothaches; or when you absolutely MUST go to the bathroom immediately.


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