New look, old barn

Jerry-Lewis-mugThe old joke goes like this:

The uptight spinster was offended by the appearance of some of the younger women at church. They were a little heavy on the makeup and needed some correction. On a particular Sunday, several of them were gathered in the foyer when the pastor walked by.

“Pastor,” she intoned, “do you think it is appropriate for women to wear makeup in the house of the Lord?”

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