I was driving through a small town in the Texas panhandle a few days ago. It was already past my bedtime, which means it was dark. (I get up early, so I go to bed early. Some have suggested that age has something to do with that. I suggest that they mind their own bedtimes). Now, back to my story.
So, driving through this town, I saw one of those scrolling LED signs outside a business establishment. The date was May 13. Here’s what the sign said: “Happy Holidays!”
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