And now, ladies and gentlemen: The greatest Aggie joke ever? How about Texas A&M-Israel?!

On-Your-Mark---Mark-Campbell-07-13OK, look: I’m a Longhorn and I was thoroughly indoctrinated to believe that students at Texas A&M were the ones who couldn’t cut it elsewhere. I know Aggies are good at planting stuff and yelling at football games – usually because they were losing – while they stand up all the time then reach over to kiss whomever is next to them, regardless of gender.


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