The Movie Man is doing something he’s only done twice before – reviewing a movie that made its premier on TV.
It happened first with the sad Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday (2016, Movie Man No. 1194, 3) then later that year with the godawful remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again (MM #1225, 1, Worst of Year).
He didn’t think he would review a TV release again, but The Cloverfield Paradox forced his hand.
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