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Furious car movie is anything but fast

April 8, 2015
Furious car movie is anything but fast

As expected, Furious 7 – yet another sequel in the Fast and the Furious series – destroyed the April record book.
With its gigantic take of $144 million, you can be sure that another movie looms in the series – even with the death of a major actor, Paul Walker.
His isn’t the most famous post-death role, but it’s up there.

About the film
Plenty of actors have popped up in movies after they have expired – that’s the nature of the business.
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Home is a safe place to take your children

April 1, 2015
Home is a safe place to take your children

In these days of social media, everyone is a critic.
And, sometimes, their cyber-waves can cause damage to a movie.
Certainly Tweeters and Facebookers had a go at one of the voice stars of Home these last couple of weeks.

About the film
Lots of folks were not too crazy about the heavily-tattooed Rihanna being the star of a child-slanted animated movie.
Her music isn’t exactly kid friendly with songs like “S&M” and albums that are slapped with Explicit Content labels.
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Guns and gazes: The revolution is so angsty

March 25, 2015
Guns and gazes: The revolution is so angsty

Teens are the primary audience for many movies and that’s certainly true for this recent spate of adaptations of Young Adult novels.
From Harry Potter to the Twilight werewolves and vampires to Katniss Everdeen, teen moviegoers can make or break a YA franchise.
For all the hits above, plenty of YA movies miss big time. Then there’s the Divergent series.

About the film
The Movie Man did not officially review Divergent; that week, last March, he chose Muppets Most Wanted (2014, Movie Man No. 1080, 4).
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Bibbity-Bobbity-Bore: Cinderella lacks magic

March 18, 2015
Bibbity-Bobbity-Bore: Cinderella lacks magic

This week’s Movie Man will have a couple of Downton Abbey references. And mentions of some old Disney cartoons.

About the film
Cinderella is a continuation of one of the many areas in which the Mouse House rules. There are cable channels and shows, straight-to-video movies, Broadway versions of early Disney production, and even ice shows.
Now, the studio is taking old animated movies/characters from decades past and creating live-action films.
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Robot movie looks good, but it’s a rattle trap

March 11, 2015
Robot movie looks good, but it’s a rattle trap

Despite massive advance publicity, Chappie underperformed substantially at the box office. That’s because it’s not that hot. Still, its director, Neill Blomkamp, is the owner of not one but two exceedingly rare Movie Man freak facts.

About the film
(Well, really, this is nothing “about the film” Chappie. It’s a quick trip through the upper regions of Movie Man history.)
Chappie is Movie Man No. 1,129; the Movie Man arrived in the summer of 1993, appeared sporadically then became an essential read a few years later and now has been for decades.
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Focus not picture perfect but it’s still plenty fun

March 4, 2015
Focus not picture perfect but it’s still plenty fun

How can anybody not like Will Smith? As with Denzel Washington and Tom Hanks, he’s beloved.

About the film
Smith has made great decisions from the beginning.
From music – with DJ Jazzy Jeff, Smith (the “Fresh Prince”) won the first-ever Grammy for Best Rap Performance in 1989 for “Parents Just Don’t Understand” (beating out, among others, LL Cool J’s “Going Back to Cali” and Salt-n-Pepa’s “Push It” which can be seen/heard several times daily on a Geico commercial) – to TV – where The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is in constant syndication – he proved to have a golden touch right off the bat.… Read the rest

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Costner breaks the tape in another sports movie

February 25, 2015
Costner breaks the tape in another sports movie

Disney is wise.
The studio makes superhero movies. They create kid-friendly pictures, animated and otherwise. They produce an annual nature film every Earth Day. (This year it’s Monkey Kingdom.)
And they put out old-timey movies that appeal to adults who long for a feel-good, inspirational story – the kind that land on the AARP Movies for Grown-Up Awards list.  That’s McFarland, USA.

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Stylish ultra-violent spy homage packs a punch

February 18, 2015
Stylish ultra-violent spy homage packs a punch

Last week’s movie, Jupiter Ascending (Movie Man No. 1126, a 3), was delayed from the previous summer.
Like many postponed films that get jettisoned into the dead zone of February, Jupiter Ascending was not very good.
Kingsmen: The Secret Service was also pushed back – from late last year until this month. But, in a rarity, it’s a major studio February release that isn’t horrible.
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Delayed science-fiction soap opera is lost in space

February 11, 2015
Delayed science-fiction soap opera is lost in space

Here’s another movie that lives up to the belief that bad major movies get dumped into February.
Jupiter Ascending is a mess – a good looking one, but a mess nonetheless.

About the film
With a couple of major stars – Mila Kunis (not too far removed from wide acclaim for Black Swan [2011, Movie Man No. 914, a 6]) and currently hot Channing Tatum – not to mention an Oscar nominee this year, Eddie Redmayne (for The Theory of Everything), and with story and direction by Andy and Lana Wachowski, beloved by hipsters for The Matrix trilogy, Jupiter Ascending arrived with a strong pedigree.… Read the rest

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Race, parental rights, addiction movie struggles

February 4, 2015
Race, parental rights, addiction movie struggles

You gotta give Kevin Costner credit: He’s really hawking Black or White.
With millions of his own money invested – 9 – the actor is making the rounds to promote his latest venture.
Even though it’s been a while since Costner’s had a hit, he’s still got clout.

About the film
Once upon a time, there was not greater movie star than Kevin Costner.
The 66 year old – playing a grandfather for the first time in Black or White – has a terrific resume. For sure, The Untouchables (1987), No Way Out (1987), Field of Dreams (1989), and JFK (1991) are fantastic movies.… Read the rest

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